Beth Shan

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  Some Watchtower Covers.

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  Some Watchtower Covers.

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  Some Watchtower Covers.

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  Some Watchtower Covers.

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  Some Watchtower Covers.

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  Just Up On JW.Orgy: Young People Ask Answers That Work: How Does Jehovah Feel About Farting At The Kingdom Hall During Prayer, Does It Make Him Sad?

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  http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/teenagers/young-people-ask-volume-1/.

  jehovah is the father of tender mercies, with whom their no variation or turning of a shadow.

  needless to say that since jehovah is a spirit he does not digest food and has no need of a large and small intestine which is the main cause of such physical disturbances.

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  I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THE DONATION ARRANGEMENT!!!

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  if you are on the fade or still hanging in there, when they pass around the anonymous slips of paper at your congregation, how about writing down a high donation amount and not pay a cent of it.

  i think nothing over a $1,000 because it may cause a red flag but to each his own.

  i'm going to write down $500 and then watch the elders scramble every month to meet the quota... lol this will be fun!!!

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  I have always wanted to stuff monopoly money in the contribution box.
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  Hello!

  by Beth Shan in

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  is this where i can introduce myself?.

  nice to meet everyone.

  thanks for your patience while i learn how to post on this new site.. <3 beth shan.

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  Thank you so much everyone!
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  Please Neuter or Spay Your Pet Jehovah's Witness

  by Beth Shan in

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  the watchtower society is now wanting us to make "fixed donations".

  this means they will be spaying and neutering the jehovah's witness population which has sadly become very overrun.

  let's help them fix all those jw so they don't reproduce anymore cult spawn.

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  LOL! Yes. It's easier for them to up their fake statistics with born in members. They can report "growth" and "bible studies" that way.